Adorawhoreable things to say(;
them: Give me your lunch money
you: «I left it on your mother's dresser.»
«I've always wondered if your parents know you're such a sIut.»
«The last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur.»
One planet, seven continents, hundreds of countries, billions of people....and I HAD to meet your dumb_ss..
You're not a sIut?
So… what are you… a volunteer prostitute?
3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.
Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see.
That's why girls wear make up; and boys lie.
A man with nothing to live for is capable of everything.
I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination.
Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, «Do Not Disturb» on your heart.
Yeah they talk but I can't hear what they say… cuz I'm flyin.
With friends like these, who needs armies?
Maybe one day, there can be «us» again, but if not fuck it then.
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